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Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022
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Jaffa Snake

A pasty and sickly looking ginger chav

with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.
"You wanna chill with Connor pal?"

"Na, don't trust him, man looks like a Jaffa Snake"
by Pom123 April 8, 2022
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Sahgging Snake

An ancient indian martial arts technique where you get low and meet your Snake sag behind you. The longer it is the more effective it is. Most effective against against girls.
I used the sahgging snake technique and got kicked out of the karate club.
by Sensei Wu #2 November 10, 2020
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Sahgging Snake

An ancient indian martial arts technique where you get low and meet your Snake sag behind you. The longer it is the more effective it is. Most effective against against girls.
I used the sahgging snake technique and got kicked out of the karate club.
by Sensei Wu #2 November 10, 2020
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wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.
Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.
by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020
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VSCO snakes

VSCO snakes are an animal that haunt kind sweet mortals of the human world that more than likely go by the name of Quinn
AHH VSCO snakes are hunting me
by HippieEt November 21, 2020
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Habibi Snake

by anonymous December 16, 2020
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