two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

Potato

A ugly duckling

The potato lived under a bridge!

by LordMcTaco September 2, 2016

potato

Refers to ones appearance.(Normally a female, specifically a white female)
Specifically referring to when they do not look good, or raw, or "ugly".

"I look so great in this selfie, but in real life I just look like a potato..."

by AlwaysOliver August 2, 2016

POTATO

Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty-One

Jeane needs to calm down, she's being such potato.

by Klkenney July 18, 2016

Potato

a complete idiot

That kid is such a potato.

by Djw12f92 January 17, 2018

THE PotatO

The cringyest youtube channel Never watch it... it is ssoooooo bad rip.

THE PotatO is the worst youtube channel ever...

by Top Dawg127138 May 3, 2018

canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you

She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.

by Quiefmister January 21, 2018