a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Litty Bop Realness

Litty Bop Realness is more of an adjective. It can be used as a form of approval and a relatable moment or even a substitute for existing words, but the phrase is so good you choose to use it instead.

Girly pop, this song is so Litty Bop Realness right now, I can't even, can't.

Wow, she dropped that mugga so quickly, she was so Litty Bop Realness right thurr in that moment ovuh thurr.

I'm Litty Bop, she Litty Bop, and together, we're Litty Bop Realness, catch our drift.

by GAC.XTRA June 11, 2024

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 02, 2022

Amazingly stupid real facts

It is when people make a random r/technallythetruth thing that is so stupid and nobody needed to know that it gets upvotes even though we don't need that information for life like for example "Humans are humans ".

YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF AN Amazingly stupid real facts

by YAYMANYAY January 31, 2022

Real Bunny Hours

The time between 11pm and 1am where boys become extremely horny and want to fuck anything that moves.

Chad:” Bro I entered real bunny hours last night and almost cheated on my girl”

Tanner:” Yeah bro real bunny hours make your penis take control”

by Real Meme Man February 08, 2018

Sex like real

A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes

Ad: “our game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

by Plehy August 18, 2021

Sex like real

A word commonly seen in pornographic video game advertisements, in an attempt to convince the viewer that the sex in the game is realistic

Ad: “This game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

by Plehy August 18, 2021