Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.

" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"

by ShannanD January 10, 2025

bestie-block

When your best friend blocks your shitty boyfriend on social media in solidarity with you.

“I just dumped Chris because he was a total dick to me throughout our entire relationship.”
“ew, girl I’m about to bestie-block him”

by bruhgirly February 27, 2021

bang and block

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.

Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!

by Sgt. Slick November 16, 2015

drop the blocks

An intercity term that no one knows where the origin is from. It is believed that it originates from the depths of Detroit. Usually its in reference to old Chevrolet Cavaliers. drop the blocks is an intercity term in reference to modifying a vehicle. Its origins are unclear but it is believed to be from the depths of Detroit. It's usually in reference with Chevrolet Cavalier Z from the years 1983 to 1988. It is believed that the word means to drop the blocks as in a suspension modifications, but that has been disputed greatly.

Clarence said, " yo Dawg drop the blocks."

Tyree noted,"but it aint on a cavalier with the v8 conversion."

Clarence exclaimed," I'm done!"

by timwallyman November 4, 2014

aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn May 3, 2018

Crabs On The Block

Hoes On The Block At Night Time Who Got diseases

Mike: Aye Nigga We Got Crabs On The Block

Terry: Nasty Ass Hoes
Mike: Fa Shore My NIgga

by Jokle May 20, 2015

Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016