nut sandwhich

Like a "nuckle sandwhich" except with a different body part. *wink wink*.

"I am so mad at you, I'm going to give you a nut sandwhich"

by Mary Fisher March 21, 2007

Slap-nuts

Slap-nuts is a modern day derogatory slur that can be used against someone who is being an idiot or suffers from severe mental-retardation. Alternatively, you can also call someone this name if they are being obnoxious and you just want them to shut the fuck up. This is the perfect term for any of the above and more!

Example:
Noah: Logan can you please not wipe me the fuck out when I'm literally about to score, we're on the same team. Fucksakes.
Logan(Slap-nuts): Then stop getting in the way mate!! Seriously, it's not hard is it?!
Dale: Logan, really man, come on. Get your head in the game and stop licking windows!
Logan: *does the exact same thing and just wipes Noah out in front of an open-goal*
Noah: For fuck sake Slap-nuts!!!! What the fuck are you doing!!! I'm about to slap my nuts on your mums coochie after this game if you keep it up!!

by dalespelman2 September 5, 2021

mega nuts

mega (adj):
Very large.
Surpassing other examples of its kind; extraordinary.
(prefix): In precise scientific language "one million"

nuts (adj):
Insane; crazy.
(idiom): To be extremely or excessively enthusiastic about.

mega nuts (comp. adj):
Very, very crazy.
A freak occurrence or scenario that is mega in size and extraordinarily nuts.
(idiom): Inexplicably enthusiastic about something.

Person A: "Did you see Dave's new hair last night? Weird. And he was going on about burning all his worldly possessions and starting a commune."

Person B: "Mega nuts."

by lizandbax December 9, 2008

No nuts November

No nuts November is an alternative to no nut November, where you must get punched in the balls once on the first day, twice on the second day, three times on the third day and so on, but November also counts as an early destroy dick December. So, if you need to blast rope that bad, then participate in no nuts November.

I can’t go through no nut November again! Maybe I’ll try no nuts November instead...

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 18, 2018

nut sack

Where your nuts go

Your girl licked my nut sack last night fool, made me jizz.

by POPE August 17, 2003

Prick Nuts

1) A prick only worse than a prick, prick nuts.
2) A prick complete with nuts.

Fuck you, prick nuts!

by MunkD&WheresMyRabbit? April 20, 2006

yellow nut

ejaculation of an asian person. In plural form (yellow nuts)this is not a curse word,one may simply change the color in accordance to race (brown,black,white). In plural form (yellow nuts)it can mean when a male homosapiens penis is so small he pees on his testicles, giving him, in time, yellow nuts.

damn, that girls so fine she made bruce lee bust a yellow nut.
i aint worried about that guy taking my girl, hes got yellow nuts.

by mister johnson April 24, 2006