When anyone with retainers takes their retainers out of their mouth to lick them clean and simply puts them back like nothing happened.
Grace was excited to give her boyfriend a blowjob after she got her braces off, but sadly she had to wear clear plastic retainers all day every single day except for when she was eating. Grace had forgotten she was wearing them while giving him a bj so there was cum stuck in her retainer and since she wasn't wasting and of his (not so) sweet juice. This bitch takes her retainers out to give them a sexy retainer job by licking the fucking cum off of them just to put them back on. What a girl, my dick would be in love if I had her.
by RaeAnne313 February 21, 2018
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Get the snorkel job mug.Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?
Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
Iam "........"
Hym "......."
Iam "......."
Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
Iam "........"
Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
Iam "........"
Hym "......."
Iam "......."
Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
Iam "........"
Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
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Hey Becky if we wake up early enough you can give me a pan job in the morning before my parents wake up.
by LeChode February 3, 2015
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by JewJitsu123 February 22, 2010
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Friend: What the hell was that girl in the hookers uniform doing to you with her hands?
Receiver: Dude, I gotta go clean up my pants, she just gave me a dance job and I splooged in my undies.
Receiver: Dude, I gotta go clean up my pants, she just gave me a dance job and I splooged in my undies.
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