may

the best bff i’ve ever had and will ever have ❤️ nd i really appreciate her nd shi but she be getting on my nerves but i still love ha

May is my favorite bff

by thick dick sevi July 28, 2025

May 12

National Masturbation/Send Nudes Day

Hey it’s May 12 time to have some fun

by Hehdbd May 12, 2022

15 of may

Lilsammy day is for all the cute couples out there to celebrate

"Omg babe today is the 15 of may its lilsammy day!"

by Supunicorns November 19, 2019

May mat

When your dumbass friend doesn't use autocorrect when typing "may may"

Macy: "my nickname is may mat"
Friend: "don't you mean may may?"
Macy: "yes OMG!"

by Drummgirl July 29, 2016

May 24

A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.

Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24

by Bck Skd dkdle November 13, 2021

May Fools Day

April Fools Day In May is May 12

I pranked my mom on May Fools Day

by IwuvUtea May 12, 2022

May 9

National Fighting Day

Person 1: Omg it’s may 9!
Person 2:Hurry get your phone out!!

*fighting noises*

by lmaosavvdictionary May 5, 2023