Max

A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.

That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.

by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018

flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket

Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!

by anonymous January 26, 2025

Max

Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.

Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate

Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.

Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.

by maxroni09 December 4, 2020

Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches

Max Hoffman gets no hoes

by Maseyys December 22, 2021

Max TC

Twevlie.

Yo, he looks like Max TC

by Max THC March 21, 2021

Girth maxing

The act of squeezing your fat juicy veiny cock causing the blood to expand and making it appear bigger, if continued it would cause the penis to grown larger but be warned if continued the girth max monster will come and slaughter everyone you know and loved to the fact of ur cock being larger

Joshua “I was just girth maxing”
Thomas “I can tell”

by Goin master November 5, 2025

max koochklien

max is so tall and attractive he is the first thing you think of when you wake up i nthe morning and the last thing youll see before you die. max is a player hater and needs to eat a dick.

omg thats max koochklien, hes so MEAF

by ballssucker69 November 21, 2022