Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021

Jake

Anyone named Jake should be juggling Pieters balls.

Person 1: Jake, theres a guy named Pieter in your class
Jake: I must juggle his balls

by Truth11334 November 14, 2023

jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

Jake

A Jake is a cheating little short boy who especially likes girls named Molly, preferably girls with less morals

Dude Jake is such a simp

by MollyGriceLover66 November 21, 2021

Jake Adams

Special child who has no friends

Jake adams is over there all alone

by Cueb hzuadf September 20, 2020

Jake

A guy who is really sweet, caring, and just hella amazing. He is willing to talk to you, and respects you (depends)!

Heyo thats jake.

by Madddddddd May 6, 2021

Jake Paul

WAAAAAALMART!

This is team 10 bitch who the hell are flippin you?

Passed all the competition, man, Pewdiepie is next.

Otherwise known as, LIGMA.

Oh boy, I just got a horrid case of Jake Paul!

by Pewdiepieee January 19, 2019