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Jacob

This person is insanely rude to beautiful girls, disrespectful to adults, overall not very smart, and honestly overweight. Some Jacobs are nice but most of the time they are manipulative, full of themselves, and a terrible friend. He's even worse at being a boyfriend. Do not get close to a Jacob.
Did you see how mean Jacob was to our teacher today?
Wow I cant believe Jacob would do that.
by veryrealisticperson March 5, 2025
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Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.
Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.
by Lipid January 7, 2022
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jacob

jacob is a terrible human and should die.
by Fap lord 42069 March 7, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a cute and sexy man. He has a 12 incher and can fuck u hard i mean hard!!
Jacob is sexy
by UrbanDictionary._com November 29, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy that is smart, athletic, cute, has the best smile, selfless and always loves for you (even if he appears that he doesn't). He is the best boyfriend and knows how to treat every single girl right if you are with him. He will make stupid jokes, normally has brown hair, a tad taller then average, Is friends with everyone, Is good at basically all sports and can make you smile with his smile, He will always put others first even if that means putting himself down, He is a good kisser and will make you send sparks when you see him!
Person1: OMG OMG THERE'S JACOB
Person2: HE'S SO CUTE
by HumbleZung March 28, 2019
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jacob yanski

Of all God’s angels, he is the greatest. Must I say more?
Everyone lovesJacob Yanski”
by Jyanski May 1, 2018
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jacob

A little bitch that has nice yams and loves guns..... Murcia fuck ya
my name is jacob and i got a new suppressor
by ilovemurica69 October 15, 2019
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