Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 21, 2023

dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.

Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!

by Boffo1 February 15, 2023

High in the horse

high in the hores is when someone gets too high

So when someone is smoking that good weed they got from this drug lord, named Ricky and they both were smoking it together right next to a horse the horse decides. Hey, you know what I’ll join in on their little sash so the horse takes a hit off that joint, and with the horse got too high he is high in the horse

by Conky November 20, 2023

Muffin Hor

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.

John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.

by bjdoorknob August 07, 2012

dry horse

When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry

Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse

by Staff only October 30, 2015

Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 03, 2022