far king hell

Fucking hell. A joke from Australian schools.

What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 22, 2023

the difference between hell and heaven

Hell is waking up early and staring at a chalkboard for 6 hours at traditional school, hell is also staring at your computer for 3 or more hours because of online classes, and heaven is waking up late (like 12 am or 1 pm) and watching your phone freely without any homework or distractions.

"Hell is school, heaven is weekends, that's the difference between hell and heaven."

by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS January 6, 2022

Hell

hell is something that happens Monday - Friday. A big yellow bus takes you there.

dont let people tell you its fun

school is a living hell

by AWerido March 4, 2020

Hell

Hell=School

Hell=School

by Shrek_Is_God February 7, 2020

Hell Michigan Bee Bag

The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.

The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.

I don't know if I'm ready for the Hell Michigan Bee Bag.

by anonymous August 5, 2025

Confederate Hell Raiser

A white trash hill billy who more than likely lives in a trailer court.

I'm a proud confederate hell raiser

by LadyT_ November 22, 2014

North Carolina slippin slide from hell

Where you fuck a chick while shes on her period and slide your bloody hand her stomach

You know what carol being a bith ima give her the north Carolina slippin slide from hell

by Easy dude October 14, 2021