blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha March 27, 2018

Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch

Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers

Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.

by Cheeki von Breeki March 19, 2021

Hectic And A Half

When Something Crazy Or Hectic Is Happening You Would Say That Was Hectic And A Half, Hectic And A Half Is Used To Make It Sound More Hectic

Thomas And Lewis : Having An Argument
Rhys : That Was Hectic And A Half

by Replex11 June 22, 2023

Half flipping burger

When you work at McDonald’s and flip a burger one time won’t even say would you like fries with that literally put a pube in the burger and then you fap in the bathroom like a wolf walking retard and then get lost in some washed up swirly covered in shit by your boss tryna lick every single finger off after you get your salt put on top of your own shit then you lick the toilet seat say goodbye to your favourite chair and come back the next day to start a new day.

I’m a half flipping burger.

by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023

Half & Half

Half lemonade and half Iced-tea (Arnold Palmer if you're fancy). More commonly used southern united states and Baltimore.

Let's get some Half & Half from the corner store down the street.

by LiveXP April 22, 2024

half-baked meme

an echolalia of mine. more specifically, a meme that is dank, but not yet and must increase in dankness.

i made a half-baked meme and i will ensure that it gets danker over time.

by autisticmemer March 30, 2018

half a mung

The part of an erection that happens just before the full blown rock hard boner

"geez girl, lets get it on, i got half a mung hanging here"!

by Crak-a-lakin July 26, 2014