The mulkern special

When you absolutely dummy someone’s cheeks.

After work I gave the vice the mulkern special;)

by Driving instructor June 29, 2020

Thor Special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass then climes to an elevation higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof). Then Thor proceeds to call the hammer, making the hammer fly up through the persons body and out their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you here about Cameran?"
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

Heck-Me-Up Special

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.

On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special

by Humpanumpa May 6, 2018

k2 special hogie

A special made in one of Donegals finest restaurants 'K2 Spices'. It consists of every meat know to man deep fried with lettuce and special K2 sauce and put on top of naan bread.

God: "Hey what did you get in K2 Spices yesterday?"
Rakeesh: "I got the K2 Special Hogie, it was very good."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

NWA Special

Native NW Arkansas woman who expects to be treated like a princess and does zero for her man.

She is verbally tearing him up pubicly for not spending a grand on a pair of shoes while not letting him buy a $25 hat, she must be an NWA Special.

by JOD Man August 29, 2025

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

Landon Special

Unable to finish

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.

by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025