RealGoofer's definitions

unrestly

When a southern person forgets the word restless.

You are so unrestly, just sit still already.

by RealGoofer June 1, 2024

Brad Special

“The Brad Special” is essentially just a general phrase for some intimate alone time with Brad.

Oh he went and gave him the ol’ Brad Special

by RealGoofer December 8, 2023

Whaddey

When you don’t feel like texting “What did they” or “What’d they” so you just combine the two because you are lazy.

Person 1: Did you ask the boss about coming in tomorrow.

Person 2: Yea.

Person 1: Really?! Whaddey say?

by RealGoofer November 25, 2019