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El turd

El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”
He is an El Turd
by Happy20770 November 17, 2021
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cry turd

A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
by punbucket January 8, 2015
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fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born
" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
by michael foolsley July 22, 2022
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turd

he is such a turd
by jeff the dankster April 19, 2018
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TuRD

by EMD F59PHI December 31, 2023
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Turd Burgalar

The act of taking someone's anal virginity
Andrew is such a turd burgalar
by Dannytanner213 March 14, 2017
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Turd Nugget

A child or young adult who has little to no respect for their elders. Who decieves an adult in order achieve getting his or her own way. To draw attention to ones self with the intent of taking any attention off of someone else while they are currently engaged in conversation or activity or otherwise occupied by something, or someone, other than the attention seeker. or to draw attention to themselves.

The equivalent of calling an adult an ass hole.’

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(The little pebbles of shit that are typically created when going to the bathroom due to dehydration or constipation. Which is usually very uncomfortable and hard to pass; “something we would all prefer to AVOID or to EVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE).
Woman- My best friend leant me some money recently, but she asked me for a favor instead of having me pay her back, even though she knows that I can’t stand being being around children.

But it was only for a short time. So I thought it wouldn’t be that difficult.
The entire time i was watching her, she followed me around everywhere. It was so annoying. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and yup “she was right their,, pulling at my shirt. The kid constantly wanted my attention the entire time, (yelling and screaming if I didn’t). .

I’ll never watch that little TURD NUGGET ever again. Not for one second.
by YesorNo?AreYouInsatiable? December 28, 2020
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