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Donald trump 

Donald trump is a racist homophobic sexist bitch that has no Idea what he is doing
Me: Donald trump is a homophobic racist sexist rat and he is an orange 🍊
Donald trump by Kây August 27, 2020

Citizen Trump 

A defeated, twice impeached former president who no longer has the power to humiliate and embarrass the United States of America and its inhabitants.
Hey look! There goes Citizen Trump on his golf cart! I hope he goes over par on his own golf course.
Citizen Trump by Chadfish January 20, 2021

drop a trump 

Excuse me for a minute i need to go to the bathroom and drop a trump
drop a trump by dr gonzoid December 29, 2018

donald trump 

some big idiot the color of a navel orange who became president to promote his MAGA hats for rednecks.
one of the biggest consumers in the spray tan industry is the man himself, Donald Trump.
donald trump by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

Donald trump 

A pice of shit who needs to be kicked out of office. A waste of space and a racist asshole.
Donald trump sucks ass and you should go vote for Biden.

PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) 

The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.