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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
mugGet the Midget Toe Syndromemug.

Toe Drop

A sex act in where after you creampie your partner, you stick your big toe in her vagina and let it drip back on her butthole
by Garf203 September 5, 2021
mugGet the Toe Dropmug.

Stirred it With My Big Toe

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025
mugGet the Stirred it With My Big Toemug.

A Fried Toe

Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.
A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.

“Who’s your crush?”

“Draco Malfoy”

“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”
by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020
mugGet the A Fried Toemug.

Plumber toes

What one displays when closed-toed shoes fail to fully conceal the cracks between one's toes.
I hate these flats because I'm walking around with plumber toes.
by mylegalninja March 15, 2020
mugGet the Plumber toesmug.

Toe Jam Slam

The act of sucking your partners toes whilst aggressively pulling their cock.
"Stacy gave me the best Toe Jam Slam last night!"
by BonglordBen November 4, 2023
mugGet the Toe Jam Slammug.

toe

what white suburban kids call their alto (vape)
person 1: yo lemme rip your toe
person 2: chief that shit, fam
by dickdickpoopoo March 16, 2022
mugGet the toemug.

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