Bunkle Toes

*noun* | /ˈbʌŋ-kəl tōz/

**1.** A person who walks loud as hell for no reason; their footsteps sound like a whole marching band.

**2.** Someone whose fashion sense is so questionable, it starts at the shoes and gets worse from there.

**3.** A funky old head from the block who always got random wisdom and busted sneakers.

**Example 1:**

"Bruh, I knew you was coming up the stairs—yo Bunkle Toes havin' self stomp like you mad at the ground."

**Example 2:**

"Why you got them neon green Crocs with the church socks? You out here lookin' like Bunkle Toes.

by KingSuede April 23, 2025

Toe Troll

An ugly short mans.

Craig is a fucking toe troll

by Sylvia Silversmith June 9, 2018

Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots…

Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?

by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022

toe up

Unattractive, “ugly from the toe up”

I can’t believe you tried to set up me up on a date with her, she’s toe up for real

by TimCook May 15, 2021

toes

part of the body that is used for walking.

i sucked my friends toes the other day.

by bob builder January 16, 2020

dank toes

That one random dude in an athletic locker-room who has an unhealthy amount of chest hair who doesn't wear flip-flops in the shower with uncut thick toe nails .

Ewwww keep your dank toes of my coffee table man!

by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017