When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?
Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020
Get the Certified jordan moment mug.A Foreskin bruh moment is kinda like a Forehead bruh moment, but you're insinuating that the person in question only thinks with their dick.
by Granddad's grandad June 23, 2019
Get the foreskin bruh moment mug.When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh
( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.
Skank- uh uh uh
( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.
by dirtychevy May 15, 2016
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“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
“Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”
“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
“Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”
by djdusty March 17, 2022
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Jane: Gosh! That Alex chick is SO full of herself!
Tina: Yeah. She needs to have a Come To Gallileo Moment!
Tina: Yeah. She needs to have a Come To Gallileo Moment!
by QuippyTippy December 18, 2012
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John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.
Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.
Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.
by Whitman18 August 26, 2021
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I just discovered that the literal meaning of crème brûlée is “burnt cream”! What a way to start the day! This changes my whole entire perspective on life. I’ll forever remember this momentous occasion as my personal crème brûlée moment.
by Titman December 10, 2018
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