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What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
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Straights

Cigarettes pre-rolled and sold in packets of usually 15-20. The alternative being rollies, tobacco rolled by the user themselves.
Person1: "Dave had the mickey taken out of him when he couldn't roll for his mates, he had only ever smoked straights"

Person2: "smh"
by CURLYHAIREDKNOB August 12, 2015
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Straight

The main sexuality (it should be the only one). About 91% of the world population Is straight.
Mike: Hey bro are you gay?

Franklin: Nah man I'm straight.
by psodium March 2, 2022
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Straight vacation

When some one has sex or sensual physical contact with another of the same gender. Out of necessity, curiosity or mistakenly.
"Look at sally she has totally got her tongue down that chicks throat..... She must be on straight vacation.
by oorobotoo January 25, 2011
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Straight Facts

Hayden Dales, with all seriousness and truth, legally loves his girlfriend - Quinn Horn - more!!
Straight Facts!

Oh yeah.... I love you more!

That reminds me of Hayden Dales because he loves his girlfriend more and it is in the dictionary (filled with only facts)
by Money gang June 24, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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flexi-straight

Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.
He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.
by Nostrovio January 31, 2024
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