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Sloppy Dallas

the act of putting a considerable amount of chewing tobacco into your lip and performing fellatio.
"Cassandra gave me a mean Sloppy Dallas last night."
by cockwaffel October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Swaggy

When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!
I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.
by Bruniikswag July 12, 2024
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sloppy dallas

When a girl performs a blowjob with a mouthful of dip.
*guy1* Hey man I heard your girl gave you a sloppy Dallas?
*guy2* yeah, it was great!
by dipmuncher59 October 15, 2020
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Wobbly Sloppy

The act of breaking someone’s legs and forcing them to stand straight up while giving you a blowjob.
Robert had to go to the hospital after giving Bart a Wobbly Sloppy.
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. November 16, 2025
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Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

While this activity can be performed on both the male and female genitalia, the traditional sloppy dallas refers to going down on a penis. Please note that results may vary depending on the receivers genitalia.
- Hey babe, can you get a couple cans of dip on the way home? I'm tryna give a sloppy dallas tonight.

- Hi sis, thoughts on giving me a sloppy dallas for our birthday?
by PleasantPheasant October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

I want to spice things up in the bed room, let's try a sloppy dallas
by McDaddyWithCheese October 16, 2020
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sloppy maple

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes
I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it
by OrdinaryDrew July 16, 2018
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