by cockwaffel October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallas mug.When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!
I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.
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While this activity can be performed on both the male and female genitalia, the traditional sloppy dallas refers to going down on a penis. Please note that results may vary depending on the receivers genitalia.
While this activity can be performed on both the male and female genitalia, the traditional sloppy dallas refers to going down on a penis. Please note that results may vary depending on the receivers genitalia.
- Hey babe, can you get a couple cans of dip on the way home? I'm tryna give a sloppy dallas tonight.
- Hi sis, thoughts on giving me a sloppy dallas for our birthday?
- Hi sis, thoughts on giving me a sloppy dallas for our birthday?
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