Real Rot

When a game adds unnecessary realism that does nothing but rot the fun. Usually involves obnoxious mechanics like needing to eat every 7 minutes, weapons breaking after 3 swings, or hyper-realistic chores that drag gameplay down for no reason.

“Bro, why do I have to manually scrub the rust off my sword between fights? This game’s got Real Rot.”

by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"

by blr416 April 25, 2025

spooked for real

paranoid, characterized by suspiciousness, persecutory trends, or megalomania, extremely fearful

looked at tanya, she's been up all night for 5 days & now she's spooked for real

by tuffpuff November 16, 2011

ReaL LifE

Meaning DEAD A$$

nayesha: no cuz I real life not finna play wit yo ahh

by Nayonit November 23, 2021

real.

real.

Real.

by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot August 14, 2023

Real South

Chennaiyin FC

Person A: Which is Real South in India?

Person B: It's Chennaiyin FC

by Zigzag_Writes August 9, 2021

The real M.A.T.

A man who is searching for a path to follow looking towards the Heavens searching for guidance, an ugly mother fucker who found love but can not obtain it, fighting an inner war with himself, trying to live in the present with a dark future and trying to forget the past. An MC who mind is twisted and insane. Big Dreams but has doubt if they can ever be obtained.

The real M.A.T. like a ghost wandering the subways while fighting himself..will he ever find peace..who is the real M.A.T.
-This shit is trade mark of Jinh productions-

by Jinh April 6, 2005