Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

pheromone maxxing

The act of not showering with the belief that doing so will increase their pheromones leading to a level in which they'll attract the opposition gender or preferred gender

"Matthew was pheromone maxxing to hopefully get a date"

by MecaBlox April 24, 2024

Silly Maxxing

going full goofball, like showing up to a job interview in a sombrero or starting a conga line at a funeral. just making life a big joke.

"Dude you free rn?" - Some guy
"Nah bro," - Cool Guy
"Why not?" - Other guy again
"Im too busy silly maxxing." - Cool guy
"My bad." - Other guy once more

by Sir_Pants April 24, 2024

sigma maxxing

similar to edgemaxxing, except you are edging your anus instead of your genitals

bro i’ve been sigma maxxing all day it’s starting to hurt

by dm2020 April 24, 2024

chimney maxxing

Smoking a copious amount of cigarettes daily for an extended period of time.

John has been chimney maxxing

by Jesus762x39 April 29, 2024

max Murphy

Kids a bitch and sucks at track

Have u seen this max Murphy? Ya. Kid must be stupid and bad at track

by Mysterious Plum April 30, 2024

Shit Maxing

Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack

Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off

by TottalyEpicGamer69 May 6, 2024