by Absolute legand November 22, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
“Jacob texted me!”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
by Definitelynotanna December 8, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. Big fat boy who poops on everything and loves little boys dicks and can only be your friend if you feed him cake and praise him.
by McMullen boom boom June 17, 2019
Get the Jacob Lailmug. 
jacob is a guy that is fun to hang out with loves the out doors and hangs out with girls more then boys but dosent hit on them because he afraid of geting frend zoned
by tumbob October 5, 2020
Get the jacobmug. A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.
Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Someone who is nice most of the time but a total asshole some times and he thinks he is good at roasting but he is actually trash
by SharkLover24 February 14, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.