by civ00 October 30, 2013
Get the snorkel job mug.The artful act of getting a hand job over a frying pan with it at a simmer, so that the person ejaculates on the pan and cook it (eating optional).
Hey Becky if we wake up early enough you can give me a pan job in the morning before my parents wake up.
by LeChode February 3, 2015
Get the Pan Job mug.Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?
Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
Iam "........"
Hym "......."
Iam "......."
Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
Iam "........"
Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
Iam "........"
Hym "......."
Iam "......."
Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
Iam "........"
Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
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That bitch Jamie gave me such a HULK JOB I came blood!
Because of the HULK JOB she gave me, I nutted so hard I broke her glasses.
Because of the HULK JOB she gave me, I nutted so hard I broke her glasses.
by Artistic Visionz April 11, 2010
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by bingwingwong February 9, 2020
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When one inserts his/her/xir penis into the side of a folded roll of fat on the body of his/her/xir partner to ejaculate.
When one inserts his/her/xir penis into the side of a folded roll of fat on the body of his/her/xir partner to ejaculate.
by Bigpapa_95 February 7, 2018
Get the Fat-Job mug.Noun: A woman with a huge nose that gets pleasure from dudes sticking their dicks in her snozz.
Verb: The act of thrusting your penis into a women's nostrils.
Verb: The act of thrusting your penis into a women's nostrils.
"Dude, I bet Izzy gives a mean snozz job."
"Yeah bro, with that huge nose, I bet she's handing out snozz jobs left and right"
"Yeah bro, with that huge nose, I bet she's handing out snozz jobs left and right"
by Oz Frog June 12, 2019
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