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J-Stomped

When walking down the street, you get wasted by a high school Junior.
Dude, Mario got j-stomped, yo!
by Axeraider67 November 19, 2006
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The J-Man

Some one that sells alot of joints
by BOOB ---misspelled bob August 3, 2003
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J unit

the hottest chick in the world, the best gurl sk8er, also known as jewelie for syn. look under Jewelie
;no def. there is only one J unit and there will never be another
by j unit November 30, 2003
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J to da Bizzinks

Ghetto ebonics slang for Jar Jar Binks, the most virulently annoying and moronic sci-fi character to ever grace the big screen. Of course there are some people who think he was fucking hillarious though.
George Lucas is suddenly awakened and terrified when a large strong frightening-looking black man storms into his bedroom breaking his door down.

Large scary looking black man: Ayyo Gizzorge, ya bettah brizzing J to da Bizzinks back in Ep'sode 3 o' else I'm gonna slide up again on ya wit mah homeboys and rape yo wife and kizzids, jack yo money frum ya, bizzurn down Skywalker Ranch, and make you da loveslave of sum cheese hog granny fo the rest of yo life, BITCH!

George Lucas:(shivering in his pajamas) Ummm, ohhh kay, I-I'll bring him back.
by Mark H September 5, 2004
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Michael J. Wahowski

n. A person who is caring, sweet and completely lovable. Funny, smart and totally sexxxy. The polar opposite of meh.
Michael J. Wahowski is one foxy nerdboy.
by Robi Drama August 28, 2010
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Michael J Fox

It started off slow, but Nancy hit him with the Michael J Fox and he came instantaneously.
by DamDanny April 10, 2021
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Donald J. Trump

*sees a photo with an orange pig in a suit in it*
Person 1: Wow look, its Donald J. Trump
by person who defines December 2, 2020
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