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horse

the animal that looks like a donkey but is more pretty and tall and is mostly brown in colour and goes:yee haw
where the hell did my horse go!
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Horse Toothin’

Practicing the art of laziness of the body and mind.
Tell Lonnie to stop horse toothinaround!! He’s always late!
by Podney Reete March 11, 2024
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Dark horse

An organism you make with you hand when u feel attacked. It is made as you fold you fingers on top of each other one by one. VERY SCARY.
"Your so stupid"
Im sending my dark horse after you.
by GRAAAH March 19, 2024
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Dark Horse Trilogy

Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.
"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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Get the horses out

Another way for the younger generation to say “playing with yourself” or “jerking off
Ill come over in a minute, just let me get the horses out
by Grohium March 25, 2024
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Horse Pocket

A pocket where you keep your horse, primarily used in video games.
Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
by SwampPuppy March 25, 2024
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reverse horse girl

Omg, me and jenny hit reverse horse girl last night
by brookeclarke March 28, 2024
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