When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023

something that may be said in a video game, typically a first person shooter, when the enemy is killed by you very quickly, and barely seen onscreen.
could also be said as "ya got owned" or "you got pwned"
could also be said as "ya got owned" or "you got pwned"
by furryslayer2008 August 25, 2022

A doggo with a christmas hat that evolved into a chibi dragon, he supplies lolis in his basement, and also has a gambling addiction
by Zann McBumberSnazzle May 19, 2021

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot
eden: who is your favourite pokémon character
george:I like misty (she has big tits)
eden: who is your favourite pokémon character
george:I like misty (she has big tits)
by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."
The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"
"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020

Ex: person 1- Damn look at shawdy in the leggings over there
Person 2- OH MY! Shawdy got a bomb in her pocket !
Person 2- OH MY! Shawdy got a bomb in her pocket !
by TheMessiahB August 16, 2018
