A very tepid gust of wind propelled by the breath of one who has placed their index (and or middle) finger into their anus and immediately puts them both in the upright position and is blown on into the nearest direction of a friend.
by crazypezz May 15, 2011
A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 27, 2019
Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.
by Icantbreathe1996 November 30, 2015
Vsco ghost is just an invisible vsco girl. Usually has their carmex with them.
Instead of “sksksk” they make a noise more like “skuh skuh skuh”
Instead of “sksksk” they make a noise more like “skuh skuh skuh”
Girl 1: omg that carmex just moved!
Girl 2: it must be a vsco ghost!!
*just then the girls hear the ghost say “skuh skuh skuh”*
Girl 2: it must be a vsco ghost!!
*just then the girls hear the ghost say “skuh skuh skuh”*
by tiktokGorl November 05, 2019
Person 1: "Dude did you see those ghost mafia disciples?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, they really do be supporting the gays huh"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, they really do be supporting the gays huh"
by simonlmao December 04, 2023
Swagger Ghost is a lit ghost who will burn you alive when he says a powerful roast at you. He fucks all of your girls whenever a husband or boyfriend has left them alone. But dont try to mess with him or you will get a unexpected surprise...
"Swagger Ghost is too amazing"
by Justlivinlifelikecrazy January 13, 2017
John spent the entire weekend trying to fix a Ghost Feed, when all he had to do was reset his router.
by ReaverW October 20, 2010