phone cut

to cut the side of someone's face from their temple to their chin in a curved slash

If you don't give me the money you owe me, I'll give you a phone cut b**ch

by concerned.email July 04, 2015

phone cut

to cut the side of someone's face from their temple to their chin in a curved slash

If you don't give me the money you owe me, I'll give you a phone cut b**ch

by concerned.email July 04, 2015

Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.

by aeron67 December 03, 2022

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.

by aeron67 December 03, 2022

cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.

If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.

by TK403 September 22, 2014