by Anonymous Person Smile July 28, 2022
Get the National Give an Otter a Cookie Daymug. Calling your representatives to remind them that transphobia and bigotry have no place in government or this country. We will not rest until we’ve achieved equality for all, not just the privileged few.
It’s Pride Month Eve! Don’t forget to leave out the Milk and Cookies for all of your loved ones who’s livelihoods are in jeopardy
by Tom Morvolo May 30, 2025
Get the Milk and Cookiesmug. the opposite of a golden cookie
by Chad_the_Great December 9, 2021
Get the wrath cookiemug. by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022
Get the Cookiemug. The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
Get the Cookie Paradoxmug. Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
Get the put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke itmug. Avi cookie always has the warmest cookies 🥵sucking his cookies is always a good time. He's toasty, butter, and his chocolates are nice and melty 🔥.
by avicookielicker April 6, 2024
Get the avi cookiemug.