A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.
Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.
Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"
Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
Get the Misteree beefmug. The act of having or using killer dance moves, whooping ass In all drinking games, and slaying all the poon at the party. To the point where you and your boys Have become the life of the party and without you they would be a bunch of lame ass noodle bobs.
We were slanging-beef so hard on that bars dance floor all the fat girls want us.
Last night was so much fun at Harry's bar we were slanging-beef so hard we got kicked out before midnight.
Tonight is kyles bachelor partying so we are gonna be slanging-beef at the spot until the cops come.
I love slanging beef at a fat chick party because I know me and my boys will get laid .
Last night was so much fun at Harry's bar we were slanging-beef so hard we got kicked out before midnight.
Tonight is kyles bachelor partying so we are gonna be slanging-beef at the spot until the cops come.
I love slanging beef at a fat chick party because I know me and my boys will get laid .
by The nuggetier October 6, 2017
Get the Slanging-beefmug. (noun)
a male or female who you:
1. think is fine
2. are tryna get in that with
3. are on that with
(verb)
the action of trying to get at or hook up with someone
a male or female who you:
1. think is fine
2. are tryna get in that with
3. are on that with
(verb)
the action of trying to get at or hook up with someone
(noun ex.)
“damn who’s that??”
“that’s BEEF”
(verb ex.)
“she’s bad asl i might have to get on beef”
person 1: “you gonna slide to (name)’s oc?”
person 2: “hell yeah, i’m tryna get on beef”
“damn who’s that??”
“that’s BEEF”
(verb ex.)
“she’s bad asl i might have to get on beef”
person 1: “you gonna slide to (name)’s oc?”
person 2: “hell yeah, i’m tryna get on beef”
by putoescristiano May 30, 2019
Get the Beefmug. The most liberal man alive today. Loves tofu and yoga. He went vegan for lent and may or may not be running from the law due to trespassing and zoning issues for the construction of his evil lair. He is a malicious man and loves a fight. If you see this guy run its on sight.
by wjglwg May 7, 2023
Get the PAT "Beef" Devlinmug. 
by Sup Britknee May 29, 2022
Get the Dead the beefmug. When a woman fills her anal cavity with a large anal plug causing diarrhea to flow out of the vagina.
by Grant Goenner April 11, 2024
Get the Beef Creekmug.