Banging the Monkey 

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying

"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."

Banging the Monkey by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020

bangchan 

the best leader

someone: whos the person that comforts u better then anyone?
cool person: bangchan<3

bangchan by felixify November 14, 2022

skanger-banger 

Small, crappy car driven by a skanger. Often sporting garish paintjobs, oversized wheels, and loud exhaust systems. Ironically, most skanger-bangers are terrible, shitty cars to begin with (often gifted to the skanger by his mother or grandmother), and the modifications can end up being more valueable than the car itself.
Popular vehicles for skanger-banger-isation include Nissan Micras, Vauxhall Novas & Honda Civics.

"Fintan, call the Gardai, I saw a skanger-banger outside."

skanger-banger by Steve Sandwich June 24, 2007

changer banger 

A person who works at P.F. changs and hangsout exclusively with the assosiates from P.F. Changs.
(An asian cuisine)

Ohh shit lets go! The changer bangers are comming to the party.

changer banger by Tasha G February 19, 2008

Fairly Bangable

used in the movie You Don't Mess With the Zohan to describe the opposite sex; "bang"=fuck, so when you combine that it becomes Fairly Fuckable. 99% Bangable!

"My dear, you're looking fairly bangable in that bikini!"

Fairly Bangable by unmelievable January 17, 2009

phatty banger

this is a name given to a females ass when it has the right consistency of meat. this does not pertain to woman with stomachs that are as big in diameter as their ass.

"damn, look at lil mama ova there! she got a phatty banger."

phatty banger by Bobby R January 14, 2009

Ball-Banging 

An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.

One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.

Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.

Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers

I am bored, want to go ball-banging?

Ball-Banging by Upstate Rulez May 30, 2011