Turd Flinger

A gay Brazilian man, living in Foster City that loves to throw feces at unsuspecting victims
Hey man, you can’t be a turd flinger with my new friends!
by d1rkd1ggler September 20, 2018
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turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit
"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"
by Jay83 September 04, 2015
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Turd bagger

Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".
Look at that guy! He just picked up that turd! What a turd bagger!
by Jay Marc June 23, 2018
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soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time
by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 20, 2024
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Lerbum Turds

AKA "Pond poop, Bass brownie", Those strange poop-like clumps of dark algae that float to the surface of the ponds. They are usually only found in ponds with lots of vegetation about it, like cattails and lily pads.
Dwane didn't swim today because he was afraid of the lerbum turds.
by John O. Bralens March 03, 2008
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018
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turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.
That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.
by V.O. May 27, 2017
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