by maeveisgreat November 7, 2022
Get the star duo mug.Star Signs/Zodiac signs part of Astrology. It is believed that being born a certain month gives you a certain Star Sign, and each Star Sign provides a certain personality. The problem is, it's so generalized that people like to assume that if they had a bad experience with a (insert star sign here), then everyone with that sign is a horrible person. And that's just total bullshit. To me, star sign girls are walking 🚩red flags🚩. I only know cancer because the whole idea is cancer.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
Girl: OMFG, I'm like, a cancer, what star sign are you?
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
by CC-8826 July 14, 2023
Get the Star Signs mug.A large star mounted on the outside of a house or garage/barn. This is a subtle way to tell other potential female threats to back off from this household, it's already taken.
After moving into the new neighborhood, Debbie put up the four foot wide housewife star on the front of the garage to thwart off other possible housewife invasions
by Gunno 2 December 18, 2023
Get the Housewife star mug.FRIEND: wanna know what happened a long time ago?
ME: It's "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away".
FRIEND: bruh not Star Wars references again.
ME: at least its not cringe bee jokes.
ME: It's "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away".
FRIEND: bruh not Star Wars references again.
ME: at least its not cringe bee jokes.
by Water melon boy 29 May 9, 2022
Get the Star Wars mug.When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.
by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024
Get the Star-Lording mug.The main protagonist in the P-Funk Mythology. Protector of the Pleasure Principle and representative of Funkentelechy.
by RadicalRatisRad April 18, 2021
Get the Star Child mug.A fat iranian guy who thinks he's smart, but in reality he's just an idiot with unrealistic standards, who's going to achieve nothing in life and is just gonna sit at home at 42 years old, on his 67 year old computer that barely runs.
by Korean KK June 6, 2022
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