Johnny Fingers

the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute massage to those in need

Johnny Fingers enjoys giving massages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

greasy corn fingers

When you put so much butter on your ear of corn you end up with greasy fingers.

“Get your greasy corn fingers out of my hair!”

by Luna tuna June 28, 2018

national finger day

national finger a pussy Fingering a guy or girl on April 15

Are you ready to finger some pussy it’s April 15th! It’s National Finger Day

by 9274628137 May 24, 2018

Stern Finger of Disapproval

The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.

Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement

Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?

Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...

Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.

by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011

two fingers up

means u are loyal to 1 woman

two fingers up: means that u love just one girl 4l

by jele22 August 1, 2022

five finger stinger

the act of shoving 4 fingers in the female anus and the thumb in the vagina

BOB= the ladies like the five finger stinger

by mactagart July 3, 2009

Try finger but hole

Something that From Software players like to write using the game's hint system. Typically for laughs as a way to be funny and get extra healing items.

Guy 1: I was playing Dark Souls the other day and found a blood message that said "Try Finger But Hole"
Guy 2: Lol

by Firsty Mclasty March 9, 2022