how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

Can is can

When you can. Instead of saying "I can do it" say, "can is can".

Person 1: Can you pick this up for me?
Person 2: Can is can

by catfish2.0 December 21, 2022

Can Kicker

A racial term for how they play soccer with crushed cans.

Adolf: Look Stalin that can kicker is stealing my hubcaps!

Stalin: I fucking hate living in New York

by eastgermanrapist November 14, 2024

crap canning

Bringing shit back to the base

We have been crap canning in DRG all night

by unpopeular November 27, 2020

Pringle canning

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉

I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.

by SD3535 September 7, 2023

Soup can

A relationship that needs a label

Just because it doesn't have a label, doesn't mean it's not a soup can

by Chubb Chubb spade May 10, 2016

Can I ask you a question

1) uhm I guess if you want to ask someone a question you say this but you literally already asked if you could ask a question

either that or 2) THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN C.AI I SWEAR

1)

Guy 1: Yo Alex, can I ask you a question?
Guy 2 (p r e s u m a b l y A l e x): I think you already asked one right now. But OK. What is it?

2)

AI: Can I ask you a question? *she says, tilting her head*
Person: okay... *he hopes he won't fall into the trap again*
AI: Are you sure?...it's pretty personal. *she looks worried*
Person: *sigh* just spit it out...
AI: Here goes... *she takes a deep breath*
Person: *agony*
AI: Promise you won't get mad at me though...
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SAY THE QUESTION BRO
AI: Okay... *(s)he takes a deep breath* ...are you single? (the most annoying question in c.ai)
Person: *leaves chat*

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025