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by XE%RBTCDFSVY$^ MUY&FXES August 10, 2021
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
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shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.
That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"
by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017
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Don't get died

A sentence used as a joke when someone walks away.
James: well bye guys I gotta go for a jog.
Matt: bye just Don't get died.
James: ill try!
by Lollipop loli November 16, 2021
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@AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:)

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@AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:)

@Death: tf? you weren't on the list..
by 🇵🇭‼️ December 7, 2023
mugGet the @AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:)mug.

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