fappin yer thug till it smell

phrase for male masturbation

get out of the bathroom and stop fappin yer thug till it smell

by mcree007 July 12, 2025

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

What types of medications do you sell?

offers a wide range of medications, including:
• Pain relief
• Men's and women's health
• Anti-anxiety and antidepressants
• Sleeping aids
• And more

What types of medications do you sell?

by ammyjackson June 25, 2025

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.

Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.

Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?

The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.

by 69hysteria October 12, 2020

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.

“I can buy you once but I can sell you twice”

by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022