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dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”
bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding
by dicedontcare October 1, 2025
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polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
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steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!
by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019
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ride wit me

"-Aah shiit did u hear the song made by T.I?? Its called Ride wit me!"
by Gardulf November 12, 2016
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bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)
i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
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Red riding hood

Red- Colour/ Emotion: Anger/Red Indian/Fake red dot on forehead.

Riding-

Sexual Act/Reliance on something for success or credit.

Hood-Clitoris/Suburb
“Red Riding Hood seeks refuge at Woy Woy
by NSV1983 June 8, 2025
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Ride or Die

"Bonnie and Clyde? Bonnie died in the end. Noah and Dylan are the definition of ride or die
by aaa_1918 August 7, 2021
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