Sneaky Poo sex

This is also known as anal.

I once had sneaky poo sex with my boyfriend.

He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.

“That’s not doggy”

by Tennis racket queen November 18, 2017

Poo Grease Moustache

The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

by VitaminP April 4, 2015

Poo ass nigga

A poo ass nigga is when someone smells like absolute buttwhole and refuses to take showers, not only that, they spray an absurd amount of axe body spray and wear the same pair of underwear for more than a week

Bro you a whole poo ass nigga, either u dont take showers or drive a scatpack…

by GTAtryhards April 19, 2022

Poo Butter's Platform

When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.

Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"

by monkyphart July 29, 2020

Penny poo nanny

A large amount of pennies going to the bank

I have a bag of penny's poo nanny and I'm going to the bank to cash them in,then I'll know how much penny poo nanny has.

by anonymous October 31, 2021

poo-u-lar

The state of receiving so many birthday wishes that you crap your drawers.

Thank you thank you thank you everyone for the B-day wishes!! I feel poo-u-lar!

by cheezemanrich May 7, 2011

burnt horse poo

Crusty poo.

Burnt horse poo tastes like dried toast.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023