Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.

You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

by CFGS December 17, 2010

sarah's own texas hot pocket

Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.

can also be called "texas tuna melt"

Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night

by mylohyoid May 13, 2008

north carolina hot pocket

When you throw up and shit into a girls vagina and then proceed to stuff a vibrator in there and then have sex while she’s wearing a turtle neck sweater.

Sorry I couldn’t come to the party I was giving Brittany a North Carolina hot pocket

by Cock over 9000 February 21, 2021

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket

Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

by Reeeeelord March 21, 2018

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

To describe a girls twat when it is moist to prepare for sex.

Wow that feels so good! Your clit is wetter than an otter’s pocket!

by Biden is a dick April 02, 2021

I got 2 pockets full of sunshine

To have something that is better than what someone else has, to have something really cool/interesting.

Guy 1: You ain't got shit!
Guy 2: Mother fucker I got 2 pockets full of sunshine!!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow April 04, 2016

short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom

An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.

Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

by jdgator1000 June 19, 2011