I Love Democracy

The phrase that you say when you like how a vote turns out.

"What's the worst pet to have?"

DOG: 5%

CAT: 7%
A KID: 88%

"I love democracy."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

oof i be winded

This shall be said when a person is out of breath while doing a non-strenuous activity.

This is my 14th Taco oof i be winded!

by Casual Grandpa May 14, 2018

I rub you

When somebody says I rub you, they are threatening to rub you.

“I rub you”
“Oh”

by sharnus March 4, 2023

I hate myself

When you seriously messed up and you don't want to get in trouble

OH NO I BROKE THAT CLOCK I HATE MYSELF

by StopTalkingToOtherPeople February 11, 2021

i got a whale

A phrase you would say when you're stoned and had a whirl in your head, but you don't feel like pronouncing it properly.

P1 - I got a whale!
P2 - Yeah, i thought you looked dizzy for a while.

by KubaSz November 12, 2011

oh, i miss!

a phrase used by Wario/a player playing as Wario in the game Mario Kart 64; best used as imitating his voice

{A scenario in which you lost a battle mode game in Mario Kart 64} Oh, I miss!

by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

men i trust

a band loved by beautiful chill artsy girls and men who fuck hella beautiful chill artsy girls

dude: wanna go stargazing and listen to men i trust?
girl: yea i’ll bring a blanket and we can take cute pics

by sleepy_guacamole November 11, 2022