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Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
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Samurai cut

A cut so exact. So precise. That it doesn’t even look like a cut.
He samurai cut Junior, JR looks good for a second then split in half.
by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021
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cut fight

A New York Philly kind of thing. One person says something and the other comes back on it. Usually sarcastically.
Nice shirt. Where did u get it? Goodwill? Yeah, your momma left it with the rest of the stuff from her wedding.
Cut fight response: only because my dad didn’t want to see u naked
by Raysipse December 22, 2023
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silk cut cocktail

Sally Metcalfe, in Coronation Street (week commencing 26/11/2018), was going to drink a cup of her own urine to make herself ill in order to delay court proceedings. Abby Franklin walks into the cell and says "I don't think much to the cocktails in this joint", then later refers to it as a 'silk cut cocktail'. Pertaining to the Silk Cut cigarette adverts where a piece of purple silk is slashed to represent a vagina.
by Princess Mary Magdalene November 30, 2018
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Cut the butter

Another fire ass way to say cut the shit, you're lying!! some people follow it up by saying "no cheese" (aka no cap)
Noah: u guys 3 girls gave me their number today
Emilu: cut the butter
Noah: no cheese
by rawshiiiit September 19, 2025
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Cut N Chat

Cut N Chat with is a Haircutting talk show on the web that features men having discussions about current affairs or world issues such as the latest technologies and politics.
I heard about the release of the new Iphone XI while watching the Cut N Chat show earlier today.
by SolidHaiti.Tv November 21, 2017
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Riton cut

Pwahhhh mate riton cuts lethal our boy lost her virginity there in first 30 seconds
Once you go in riton cut you will come out without your virginity and your amber leef baccy
by Freindly fingers September 7, 2021
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