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bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.
I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..
by VaJayJ October 7, 2013
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Adhd Brain

When your Adhd and your body can't get along and you are left in a state of hyperactive/hypoactive confusion
Oh my gosh, I've got mega ADHD-Brain right now, I just can't sorry.

I need to sleep but my adhd brain won't let me
by Neeks_ Rusty Sword July 8, 2022
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boy brain

When a guy exhibits behaviors of a young boy whose frontal lobe has not developed even though they are at the age where it should be developed.
He has major boy brain. Why did he not think before he said something so stupid?
by potatoglassnoodle April 19, 2024
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Brain Dump

The "Click-baitiest" show on the internet made by Max G. or otherwise known online as "hotdiggedydemon." A show where a nerd tries to talk about a subject with his assistant, who is his television named Burnbot, who shows pictures and clips on her screen, while also generating insults at the end of every episode. Of course, Max CAN'T talk about ANYTHING at all due to his gay lover roommate Goofball the Goofy Cartoon Ghost who keeps interrupting him. Mostly fell off when the cartoon ghost drank an 8-ounce glass of cum.
"Oh, Brain Dump? I USED to like it, until I got to the episode where the cartoon ghost drinks a glass of cum. I kind of fell out of it after that.
by Pizza Broadcast July 7, 2023
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Run in the brain

Some stupid word people say. It makes them feel cool.
"I always have airpods in it just run in the brain." "OMG your not cool man stfu"
by anonymous May 9, 2021
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brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
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think brain think

The action you want to take when someone is very uneducated and doesn’t think.
You know cami?” “The girl that faked her pregnancy?” “She’s so stupid.” “Think brain think!”
by Rad200308 January 5, 2018
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