Most people in my school listen to Mainstream Music and it and due to them playing it so much whilst I was in earshot, it gave me ear cancer.
by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022
The act of opening your mouth and dropping to your knees while holding out your tongue ready to blow that load
When william was hanging out with my brother things went quiet then elevator music started to play behind closed doors
by Leviathan 666 March 06, 2021
A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".
"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."
by Ewonyn April 02, 2017
When music became utter shite.
Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 03, 2020
Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!
by HammerLife June 22, 2023
A random assortment of noises/ sounds. These noises usually make you suicidal, and under intense circumstances, could give you permanent brain damage.
Hey did you hear jack404frog48114's latest drop on soundcloud? Shit gave me a stroke and I was in the hospital for 3 months. My friend heard it and he instantly killed himself like it was a fight or flight reaction. Shits crazy dog. Do Not Recommend.
Schizo Music is generally defined as a random assortment of sounds that make you hate existing on earth.
Schizo Music is generally defined as a random assortment of sounds that make you hate existing on earth.
by Just_That_Kid_Down_The_Road July 29, 2023
by The Big Toast January 12, 2022