muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 July 12, 2017

Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Crunk Muffin

A friendly term used to identify, greet, acknowledge, or recognize a close friend who is both Crunk and a Stud Muffin.

Person 1: Welcome to the party, my man!
Person 2: Sup, Crunk Muffin! Looking fazed and it hasn't even been an hour!

by 4P3X May 9, 2022

Muffin

The term used by a women to compliment a big head of a penis during sex

Oh Johnny don’t pull out, your Muffin in there feels sooooooooo good!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Muffin Mammal

A dude that don't get good food.

I made bomb ass lamb and Tyler doesn't get any cuz he's a muffin mammal

by Bleebloop69blazeit January 20, 2018

eshay eshay muffin

a cool person with dope vibes and good taste in music

person 1 : yo what do you think of that guy
person 2: yeah i recon hes an eshay eshay muffin

by eshay eshay muffin July 13, 2020