Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

michael page

A dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. Has no standards for his Johnson and is proud. Loves to play games such as "pull the pig" because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. Doesn't wear underwear as it's seen as a barrier

Female: "That guys such a Michael Page it disgusts me"

by 8288 July 14, 2017

Michael mood

The ability to dm any bitch you want and getting her

Honestly I didn't think I could do it until I got in my Michael Mood

by Cheeckybastard July 19, 2017

Steven Michael Paradis

Commonly used to express disgust at a stupid or illiterate person.

He's being a Steven Michael Paradis and is pissing me off.

by Alexandra WHC August 7, 2017

michael engstrom

The physical reincarnation of God himself.

I go to church to praise the one and only Michael Engstrom.

by Micheal Engstrom Fan Club November 5, 2018

michael monastra

Like God is God son is God Alpha Omega

Jesus is michael monastra aka christ Michael

by LUCIFER to believe March 16, 2019

Michael Bay

A sexy ass Daddy film director

I need me a Michael Bay

by NatNina951 December 14, 2018