Max

Max is wonderful. A max is often a cat. Most likely a black or a white cat. You like max or hate max. Hes often smarter than you think And hes REALLY cute. He is really nice but if you annoy him he will be REALLY angry.

Friend: Awww, so cute cat!
You: Yeah!
Friend: Is his name max?

by anonymous October 28, 2021

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Max. Max is the type of boyfriend to love you, to show you affection, attention, and most of happiness. He’s loving, he’s the cutest boyfriend ever. He’s the best sex giver. And i mean it. He likes being called daddy. He loves getting horny from his special girl. If you think he’ll cheat on you, you’re wrong. He’ll love with all his heart and he’ll make you his top priority (except his family). He’ll act like a little kid when he’s with his girlfriend and trust me it’ll be the most cutest thing ever. If you post on your snapchat story or your instagram story, he’ll slide up and call you “hot”, “beautiful”, “pretty”, and other stuff. He’ll tease you without you even knowing it. He has a big dick to but don’t tell that to the other girls. His moans are just *chef kiss*, trust me you’ll get butterflies from it. And if y’all are having sex and he says “Fuck baby, you feel so good”, girl- you’re getting butterflies from that shit. But when you tease him, OH MY LORD that’s when the real fun happens. And if he wants to control your body, LET. HIM. TRUST ME HE’LL DO AN AMAZING JOB. Okay that’s enough about Max.

Girl- Whoever is dating Max, is lucky!!

by yourmombigtitty November 21, 2021

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Ran through; gaping; thrift store; used

Max is ran through asf!

by JUMANJIBOI276 May 30, 2022

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Tism-maxxing

Whereby one who with high functioning autism hones into their autistic side in a concentrated manner

Person 1: “Have you noticed Rob’s been acting a bit weirder than normal?”

Person 2: “ He said he was really stressed about his upcoming exam, I think he’s just tism-maxxing.”

by FishyFarts56 May 27, 2024

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