Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

girth maxing

grow your penis

john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.

by bennettjohn May 25, 2024

Max Perez Marinero

Used for people (typically above average weight) who are also not the best at keeping their mouth closed.

guy1: Dude.. I just told this guy my master crime plan and he fucking snitched.
guy2: Sheesh, what a Max Perez Marinero!
guy1: I know...

by ,whittaker March 20, 2024

Max Hay

Brokie

You are such a Max Hay

by TheirlBatman September 16, 2022

Max Park

A person so fast at cubing that he is not even allowed to go to Mars.

Did you hear? Max park got a ******* 3.13!!!!!
OMG OMG! HOOOOOOWWW!

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 12, 2023

Max vigil

A guy who will actively try to ruin you and everyone you loves lives just cause he wants to. A true miserable piece of shit

Wow max vigil really tried to reck everything

by Louford October 23, 2020

pure maxxing

Maxing out your self purifying routine by not watching, listening, reading, viewing porn of any kind of any source of any shape. Similar to NNN but without a definitive time limit.

Person 1: "Pure maxxing day 3 survived"
Person 2: "Goodshit mate, that's the commitment"
Person 1: "Planning to have a break on the 7th day then continue again on the 8th day"

"💀"

by Pseudonimous epium El BOB March 07, 2024