Mew Maxxing

When a sigma maintains a perfect jawline by keeping the tongue on the roof of the mouth to assert their aura and dominance on the beta males and negative aura NPC's. Sigma's who mew max never get caught lacking and even mew max when sleeping.
"After winning the dungeons and dragons tournament, Jedward was mew maxxing the other competitors to maintain his dominance over the beta players who he mog maxxed in his tournament".
by Lukeyjoe December 02, 2024
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D-MAX

D-MAX, or DMAX, is Dimethylallylxanthine. Sometimes 10 times stronger than Caffeine (TMX, Trimethylxanthine), yet the same amount of heart stimulation. So 20mg DMAX will feel like 200mg of Caffeine in mental effects, yet be super mild on the heart and blood pressure like 20mg Caffeine. While caffeine kicks in in 1/2 an hour, DMAX kicks in at 3 hours.
Dave: I tried 20mg of DMAX (or D-MAX) and it kicked in at around 3 hours. It felt like a Monster energy drink. It's super caffeine.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2024
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Max Lindley

The bane of Gisela's existence. A plague to this very earth.
hey do you know Max Lindley?

oh yeah, i hate that guy.
by Xxpeepeepoopoo69xX April 14, 2020
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Bloke Maxxing

Compiling as many men as possible to partake in gay acts. Ie: Oral sex, gay sex, gay anal sex, gay kissing.
by Luckpangor June 12, 2024
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cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults
Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.
by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022
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Max Payne 6000

Hey bitch you Max Payne thousand

Nigga I’m a dude and I’m Max Payne 6000 black boy
by toad_did_it December 13, 2021
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max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.
Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.
by You rReal Name March 26, 2020
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